Accounting Jokes
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Jokes for Accounting, Finance, Business, and more.
What is the ultimate party anthem for accountants?
FIFO Your Right to Party
What do the accountants of today owe the accountants that paved the way for them?
A Debit of Gratitude
What keeps a detective’s office in business?
Solve-ncy (Solvency)
Why do bakeries have to be cautious when generating their financials?
They need to make sure nobody fudged the numbers.
What type of debt instruments are popular with wireless phone companies?
Callable bonds
What is it called when a scary movie production company sells its accounts receivables?
Fear Factoring
Why are accountants often friends with chiropractors?
Because they are both good with adjustments.
Where do accountants like to write down their thoughts and document their day?
General Journal
How does a pet grooming business account for customers that prepay?
De-fur-ed Revenue
How did the auditors find fraud at the airline company?
It was "plane" to see.
How do accountants at power companies pay invoices?
Wire Transfer.
What type of trees do payroll departments keep in their office?
FICA Trees
What type of debt instruments are popular with wireless phone companies?
Callable bonds
How do you know that so many people in the banking industry are coffee enthusiasts?
Because so many of their applications run on Java.
What do accountants use to remove errors from their printouts/notes?
Write Off
Why were the auditors unable to find the company's equity shares?
The stock split.