Accounting Jokes
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Jokes for Accounting, Finance, Business, and more.
What is the ultimate party anthem for accountants?
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FIFO Your Right to Party
What do the accountants of today owe the accountants that paved the way for them?
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A Debit of Gratitude
What keeps a detective’s office in business?
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Solve-ncy (Solvency)
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Why do bakeries have to be cautious when generating their financials?
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They need to make sure nobody fudged the numbers.
What type of debt instruments are popular with wireless phone companies?
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Callable bonds
What is it called when a scary movie production company sells its accounts receivables?
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Fear Factoring
Why are accountants often friends with chiropractors?
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Because they are both good with adjustments.
Where do accountants like to write down their thoughts and document their day?
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General Journal
How does a pet grooming business account for customers that prepay?
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De-fur-ed Revenue
How did the auditors find fraud at the airline company?
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It was "plane" to see.
How do accountants at power companies pay invoices?
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Wire Transfer.
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What type of trees do payroll departments keep in their office?
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FICA Trees
What type of debt instruments are popular with wireless phone companies?
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Callable bonds
How do you know that so many people in the banking industry are coffee enthusiasts?​
Because so many of their applications run on Java.
What do accountants use to remove errors from their printouts/notes?
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Write Off
Why were the auditors unable to find the company's equity shares?
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The stock split.